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The Complete Calvin and Hobbes: A New Calvin and Hobbes Collection!


The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Great news! The Complete Calvin and Hobbes is published October 4, 2005, containing 3 large hard-cover albums featuring all Calvin and Hobbes cartoons that ever appeared in syndication.

The list price is $150, but it's now available for only $99.00!
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
New print fully available again!

Welcome, you've come to the place where Calvin and Hobbes® once were honored with a great tribute and fan-site, "Calvin and Hobbes at Martijn's". Unfortunately the copyright owners didn't agree with that and made me shutdown the entire site. The biggest success of the site was the Calvin and Hobbes Strip Search, which received thousands of visitors every single day.

I want to thank for all your visits and nice comments. I've received hundreds of emails because of this shutdown; thanks for all the nice comments! It would take way too much time to reply to all of them, so don't think I don't read them. I've read every single one of them and appreciate your comments.

If you want, you can send me an email as well.

Martijn

For completeness, here's a list of all available Calvin and Hobbes® books, with direct links to buy them.


Calvin and Hobbes


Something Under the Bed is Drooling

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

Yukon Ho!


The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book: A Collection of Sunday Calvin and Hobbes Cartoons


Weirdos From Another Planet!


The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury


The Revenge of the Baby-Sat


Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"


Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons


The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes


The Days are Just Packed


Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat


The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book


There's Treasure Everywhere


It's A Magical World


Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995


The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
If you want to have all strips, but not all books (i.e. the least amount of books, but have every single strip) then you need to buy this list of books: Of course you could also buy "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes" listed above!

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Calvin Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Susie "Slimy girls"?!
Calvin I know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p79-1

 
Calvin Twisted fiend! No four walls can hold Stupendous Man! You've been foiled again, evil Mom-Lady! Ha ha ha!
Mom Oh yeah?
Calvin Great Zok! She's fixed her mind-scrambling eyeball ray on me! I'm suddenly filled with the desire to go back upstairs and do her nefarious bidding!
Mom Glad to hear it.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p91-2

 
Calvin I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p94

 
Calvin This clean, wholesome television! Ughh, it makes me sick.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p105-1

 
Calvin People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p105-3

 
Dad Bug bites build character.
Calvin Yeah, and last year you said diarrhea builds character.
Dad So think what a fine young man you're growing up to be.
Calvin ...If all this character doesn't kill me first.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p107-3

 
Calvin It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p126-1

 
Calvin I've been thinking, Hobbes.
Hobbes On a weekend?
Calvin Well, it wasn't on purpose...

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p155

 
Hobbes A new decade is coming up.
Calvin Yeah, big deal! Hmph. Where are the flying cars? Where are the Moon colonies? Where are the personal robots and the zero gravity boots, huh? You call this a new decade?! You call this the future?? Ha! Where are the rocket packs? Where are the disintegration rays? Where are the floating cities?
Hobbes Frankly, I'm not sure people have the brains to manage the technology they've got.
Calvin I mean, look at this! We still have the weather?! Give me a break!

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p178-3

 
Calvin Well, Hobbes, I guess we learned a valuable lesson from the duplicating mess.
Hobbes And that is?
Calvin And that is, um... it's that, well... OK, so we didn't learn any big lesson. Sue me.
Hobbes Live and don't learn, that's us.

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p190-1

The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book, p118-2

 

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